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  2. lesbianthoughts: pornboy: via blogprohealth.com Remember how and DO IT! Everyone who every plan to have sex with a man again, should know how to do this! And every man who wants to have sex again, should let this be done to him. Combined with a blow/hand job, of course.

    lesbianthoughts:

    pornboy:

    via blogprohealth.com

    Remember how and DO IT!

    Everyone who every plan to have sex with a man again, should know how to do this! And every man who wants to have sex again, should let this be done to him. Combined with a blow/hand job, of course.

  3. dunecan:

    Kelly Brook Bonus, sex on the beach ;o)

    Gotta love Kelly! :-)

  4. "WTF? I actually think this shit is for REAL! :-o There’s a lot of twisted and sick people out there… I’m in shock!

    One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.
    There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
    We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
    We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
    Bands to watch out for

    Ween (Rainbow)
    Lil’Wayne
    P!nK (gay family)
    The Black Keys
    Coldplay
    SlipKnot (make-up)
    RadioHead
    Michael Jackson
    Boredoms
    School of Seven Bells (gay twins)
    Jason Mraz
    Jonas Brothers
    Rilo Kiley
    Death Cab for Cutie
    Sarah McLachlan
    George Strait
    Cold War Kids
    Toby Keith (cowboy)
    P-Diddy
    Black People
    Vampire Weekend
    King Crimson
    Kate Bush (kissed a girl)
    Bob Dylan
    Fleet Foxes
    Sigur Ros (nudists)
    Twisted Sister
    The Spores (endorse suicide)
    Scissor Sisters
    Turbonegro
    Rufus Wainwright
    Merzbau
    Ravi Shankar
    The Butchies (lizbians)
    Wilco
    Bjork (mb)
    Tech N9ne
    Ghostface Killah
    Bobby Conn
    Morton Subotnik
    Cole Porter
    The String Cheese Incident
    Eagles of Death Metal
    Polyphonic Spree
    The Faint
    Interpol
    Twisted Sister (jj)
    Tegan and Sara
    Erasure
    The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
    Le Tigre
    Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
    The Gossip
    The Magnetic Fields
    The Doors
    Phish
    Queen
    The Strokes
    Morrissey(?questionable?)
    Metallica
    Judas Priest
    The Village People
    The Secret Handshake
    The Rolling Stones
    David Bowie
    Frankie Goes to Hollywood
    Man or Astroman
    Richard Cheese
    Jay-Z
    Depeche Mode
    Kansas
    Ani DiFranco
    Fischerspooner
    John Mayer
    George Michael (texan)
    Angel Eyes
    The Indigo Girls
    Velvet Underground
    Madonna
    Elton John
    Barry Manilow
    Indigo Girls
    Melissa Etheridge
    Eminmen
    Nirvana
    Boy George
    Jon Brion
    The Killers
    Lou Reed
    Lil’ Wayne
    Motorhead
    Jill Sobule
    Wilson Phillips
    DMX
    Wesley Willis
    Lisa Loeb
    Ted Nugent (loincloth)
    Dogstar
    Thirty Seconds to Mars
    Lil’ Kim
    kd lang
    Frank Sinatra
    Hinder
    Nickleback
    Justus Kohncke
    Bob Mould
    Clay Aiken
    Arcade Fire
    Bright Eyes
    Corinne Bailey Rae
    Audioslave
    Red Hot Chili Peppers
    Panic at the Disco
    The Cure (makeup)
    Spin Doctors
    The Deers
    Lindsey Lohan
    The Smiths
    Beck
    Tom Waits
    The Cramps
    Cannibal Corpse
    Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
    Perfect Sin
    The Queers
    NoFx(gay punk)
    Soup Dragons
    Elton John(really gay)


    In Our effort to keep this list up to date we’d appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: DonnieDavies@gmail.com

    The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can’t keep up. Hopefully soon we’ll have it so you can add them by yourself.

    "

    - http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands (via onthebrightsideoflife) (via jennifurmarie)

  5. This isn’t me - but I agree 100% with all this great lady talks about. Recommended!

  6. Gotta love that… I love it so much I learned how to do that ;-)

    Gotta love that… I love it so much I learned how to do that ;-)

  7. Cool! Someone Tumblr’ed this picuture! I can’t believe it! No, this isn’t me :-( But I was there when this picture was taken ;-) Cool, or what?

    Cool! Someone Tumblr’ed this picuture! I can’t believe it! No, this isn’t me :-( But I was there when this picture was taken ;-) Cool, or what?

  8. How to fake a tight pussy

    I’ve got no kids yet, but this was a great tip in case I ever do ;-)

    lesbianthoughts:

    After giving birth to one or more children a womens pussy will lose her tightness. There are plenty of ways to fix that problem with a little surgery or some (not really working) fitness workouts. But the best solution at all is an analplug - not more.

    Instructions for a Fake Tight Pussy:

    1. use lube on the analplug
    2. insert analplug into your ass
    3. being comfortable with the plug in your ass
    4. enjoying great sex with your boyfriend

    Due to the analplug in your ass your pussy will be as tight as in younger years, your virgin years. I’ve done this trick tens and thousands of times before and still doing it while having sex with a man - even with my ex-husband.

    Hint: use an analplug with a small ending and noone will take a note of your little secret.

    from: “The Dirty Secrets of a Mother” by me (soon online)

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