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Hi! I'm Shelley!

I work in an adult store... And I love it! I love it so much, I have lots of what we sell at home. I thought I'd write of my experiences with these items here :-)

I hope you will enjoy what I have to tell you ;-)

Eden Waterproof Body Blossom

I got this recommended to me by two different places (OK, so one was the seller), and I tried it out. The concept seemed good - double pleasure in a single toy. Other toys have done this well. Unfortunately, this didn’t quite do it for me…

The worst problem was that the vibrations were just too weak! If you are very sensitive or very patient, this might be good for you - otherwise: Stay clear!

Rating: 2 (Bad)

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Chocolate Body Paint
I tried this the other day, with a “friend” of mine. Just a little fun.
OK, so this isn’t gourmet chocolate - but it doesn’t try to be either. In fact, any chocolate sauce will taste better. But, this is much more painter friendly. You can paint quite accurately - this combined with a (video) camera - and you’re in for loads of fun!
Rating: 4 (Good)

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