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How to fake a tight pussy

I’ve got no kids yet, but this was a great tip in case I ever do ;-)

lesbianthoughts:

After giving birth to one or more children a womens pussy will lose her tightness. There are plenty of ways to fix that problem with a little surgery or some (not really working) fitness workouts. But the best solution at all is an analplug - not more.

Instructions for a Fake Tight Pussy:

  1. use lube on the analplug
  2. insert analplug into your ass
  3. being comfortable with the plug in your ass
  4. enjoying great sex with your boyfriend

Due to the analplug in your ass your pussy will be as tight as in younger years, your virgin years. I’ve done this trick tens and thousands of times before and still doing it while having sex with a man - even with my ex-husband.

Hint: use an analplug with a small ending and noone will take a note of your little secret.

from: “The Dirty Secrets of a Mother” by me (soon online)

Dangerous Things
OK, so this isn’t a toy. Well, it is really - sort of… :-)
I had a party this weekend, and somehow someone forgot a DVD at my house. It was Dangerous Things with Silvia Saint. Yes, I do like porn, but I don’t usually care much about the quality. I watched this, however, and thought I’d say something here. This is a really good porn movie!
So, if you’re the one who left this DVD at my house, don’t expect to get it back ;-)
Rating: 4+ (Good+)
Eden Waterproof Body Blossom

I got this recommended to me by two different places (OK, so one was the seller), and I tried it out. The concept seemed good - double pleasure in a single toy. Other toys have done this well. Unfortunately, this didn’t quite do it for me…

The worst problem was that the vibrations were just too weak! If you are very sensitive or very patient, this might be good for you - otherwise: Stay clear!

Rating: 2 (Bad)